I’m pulling my cheeks back to see as many teeth as possible and they’re all yellow as fuck.
One has a massive fucking crack in. I lean away from the mirror to cough.
Maybe you think I’m a smoker but I swear I never smoked in my life.
I cut out little paper squares I stick them on my teeth.
When they fall out in public people are like “man one of your teeth fell out.” Then they realize it’s just paper and they’re like “why did you have paper in your mouth.”